I want to fuck Effy. I now understand the whole people being in love with Jacob and all. Not only is the actress super fucking hot! But the attitude is what finalizes it all. That whole mysterious “I-don’t-give-a-fuck” let’s do it hardcore everywhere and let’s do drug thing. That gets me. I want a girl who will do shit like that. Who I can’t figure out in four minuets. Someone who will finally be a challenge and make things interesting. No more boring Nancys for me. I want a fucking Effy!